Of all the animals of prey, man is the only sociable one.
Every one of us preys upon his neighbour, and yet we herd together.
The Beggar's Opera: John Gay

Tuesday, 16 October 2012

A definite affirmative

From our old friend the Gazette: a question, presumably, of quantity or quality...

Clacton crews tackle van blaze in Jaywick

FIREFIGHTERS were called to a blazing van
which was 100 per cent alight.

As an added bonus, the next headline's a cracker too:

Dog wardens scoop prestigious award