Forget the usual example of retrieving a banknote from the garden; being unable to face posting even when there's a 320m wide asteroid cruising by is, I reckon, a fair indication that it was flu and not just a cold.
Anyway, there's a lot to catch up on - Harriet Harman's pink battle bus, the Greeks expecting gifts and a host of other startling news stories, some of which I hope to get round to in the near future, though posting may be light for a while yet.
Popular culture has also taken an odd turn recently. Perhaps it's best summed up by a moment I caught by chance while channel hopping a few weeks ago in which one Big Brother inmate opined on the subject of another,
"She's such an exhibitionist in all the wrong ways."
From the simian antics of twerking celebrities to the cloying glimpses of domesticity dished up in a vain attempt to make politicians seem more human, we are living in an age where far too little is left to the imagination - which brings us finally to the cinematic event of the week.
Regardless of the official soundtrack, surely I can't be the only person who has been thinking of this...
Anyway, there's a lot to catch up on - Harriet Harman's pink battle bus, the Greeks expecting gifts and a host of other startling news stories, some of which I hope to get round to in the near future, though posting may be light for a while yet.
Popular culture has also taken an odd turn recently. Perhaps it's best summed up by a moment I caught by chance while channel hopping a few weeks ago in which one Big Brother inmate opined on the subject of another,
"She's such an exhibitionist in all the wrong ways."
From the simian antics of twerking celebrities to the cloying glimpses of domesticity dished up in a vain attempt to make politicians seem more human, we are living in an age where far too little is left to the imagination - which brings us finally to the cinematic event of the week.
Regardless of the official soundtrack, surely I can't be the only person who has been thinking of this...
And yet I send you a Valentine.
ReplyDeleteThank you, JH; a greeting appropriately commemorating the patron saint of beekeepers - it's good to know someone's looking out for us.
ReplyDelete"Anyway, there's a lot to catch up on - Harriet Harman's pink battle bus, the Greeks expecting gifts and a host of other startling news stories..."
ReplyDeleteSadly, can't be dismissed as fever-borne hallucinations!
True, Julia; if only one could take a pill and know it would all be better in the morning.
ReplyDeleteSadly, I suspect Harriet Harman's pink battle bus -which sounds horribly like an unspeakable euphemism - will be all too visible over the next few months.