By popular demand....
Consider Yourself (And Your Hefty Expenses Claim)
Consider your second home,
(It helps if it’s owned by one of the family);
A mortgage or just the rent
There’s lots of money there to be spent.
Now head off to Peter Jones
To pick for yourself some jolly nice furniture,
And renovate it at will,
Who cares? The taxpayer foots the bill!
Nowadays it's true, you will view
The Telegraph
With a hollow laugh
But hey,
Always a chance they’ll find
Somebody
Worse than you
And you’re safe for another day.
You might manage to cling on,
You may not be in a hole,
But when the voters all decide they’ve had enough...
Consider yourself
On the dole!
All That’s Wrong
3 hours ago
As for dole queues, there is a fine irony in Luton about to lose an MP at the same time as many of its car jobs. Its football team also lost League status. Some time ago it was in the top division and competing well. But that was when a real comedian was in charge. Eric Morecambe, where are you when we need you?
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