By popular demand....
Consider Yourself (And Your Hefty Expenses Claim)
Consider your second home,
(It helps if it’s owned by one of the family);
A mortgage or just the rent
There’s lots of money there to be spent.
Now head off to Peter Jones
To pick for yourself some jolly nice furniture,
And renovate it at will,
Who cares? The taxpayer foots the bill!
Nowadays it's true, you will view
With a hollow laugh
Always a chance they’ll find
Worse than you
And you’re safe for another day.
You might manage to cling on,
You may not be in a hole,
But when the voters all decide they’ve had enough...
On the dole!
1 hour ago