Following Greg Hands' account of the attempt by a member of Ed Balls' staff to keep him out of the school in his constituency where Balls and the Prime Minister were holding court. H/T to Plato Says for providing inspiration.
(In an ambitious leap of imagination, you will have to imagine that the tenor voice belongs to Ms Izzet.)
I’d like to go in – No, you can just stay outside;
They’re about to begin – You're out of the way outside
I know you’ve got Balls – It's private; didn't you get our calls?
And Brown in there – D’you know what? I really just don’t care!
These people voted for me – You know, you're starting to bore me;
I’m acting well within my rights – Are you looking for a fight?It's really because I’m a Tory – Oh yeah? That old story!You could be a bit more polite – If you piss off I just might, you never know...
Please get out of my way – No, you can just stay out thereI can’t stand here all day – You’re out of the way out there
This chat really is –And you’re not coming in
Going nowhere – Don’t blame me if you think it’s not fairI’m calling the Council Leader – I’ll get Ed Balls out hereI think you’ll find the law’s on my side – Or even Damian McBrideYou can’t just make me wait here – If you don’t do what I tell you
And stay outside.