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Of all the animals of prey, man is the only sociable one.
Every one of us preys upon his neighbour, and yet we herd together.
The Beggar's Opera: John Gay

Monday, 7 January 2013

That's very nearly an armful!


As various winter viruses take their toll on the population, blood donor numbers are down and stocks are running low.

The legalised vampires have put out a call for more of the red stuff, so if you're in the UK and you can spare an armful and an hour, now might be the time to do your good deed for the day, especially if you have one of the groups in short supply.

Sometime's it's worth being negative.



6 comments:

  1. Think mine would kill anyone it was transferred to.

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  2. Did Magna Carta die in vain? Mine is rated at 40%.

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  3. They won't have mine. They got tired of me throwing up over the nurse...

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  4. I have low blood pressure - I might suck back.

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  5. I don't think they'd want mine - it's almost certainly haram for Muslims, due to the alcohol and bacon content!

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  6. It's good to see that Hancock's spirit lives on!

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