Hey Kitty!
(With apologies to Toni Basil)
Oh Kitty
Were you blind?
Did you think
We wouldn’t mind?
Hey Kitty!
Hey Kitty!
Oh Kitty
Were you blind?
Did you think
We wouldn’t mind?
Hey Kitty!
Hey Kitty!
So you lived there for a month?
Well that’s not very long
To claim it’s your main home
And I think you got it wrong
But still you made the sale
And pocketed the dough:
Oh Kitty!
You wouldn’t pay the bill
The accountant told you ‘Don’t’,
He fiddled it with skill
And told you ‘No, you won’t
Be liable for tax’;
And you happily agreed;
Oh Kitty!
Oh Kitty, what a pity
You don't understand
That blatant tax avoidance
Is really underhand;
Oh Kitty, sitting pretty,
On your forty grand,
Didn’t you know, Kitty,
How it would go, Kitty, go Kitty,
Right from the start, Kitty?
Oh Kitty
Were you blind?
Did you think
We wouldn’t mind?
Hey Kitty!
Hey Kitty!
Oh Kitty
Were you blind?
Did you think
We wouldn’t mind?
Hey Kitty!
Hey Kitty!
Update: The Crown Blogspot has extracts from Kitty Ussher's receipts here (but don't expect too much!)
Dungeekin' has a version of this for Michael Martin - well worth a visit.
When Archbishop James Ussher was called in to determine the date of the world's creation and its age, given the paucity of the evidence he was obliged to manipulate the figures that were available. Please see the original document. Kitty may only be following, indeed being devoted, to an old family tradition.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know she was a relative of his, Demetrius.
ReplyDeleteIt explains a lot...
/cheer
ReplyDeleteAnd I remember the original too. It takes me back...