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Of all the animals of prey, man is the only sociable one.
Every one of us preys upon his neighbour, and yet we herd together.
The Beggar's Opera: John Gay

Thursday, 29 November 2012

Quote of the day - Dracula Rises from the Tomb

A brilliantly-phrased gem from Caedmon's Cat today describing the recent doings of one Tony Blair, or, as he is known in the Cat's Kingdom of Northumbria, 'Tondvig the Bleurgh':

Eager to exercise his finely-honed skills in mendacity, oratory and sincere guile, he's been travelling over the many waters of the earth, giving lectures to adoring window-lickers, knuckle-draggers, lickspittles and anyone deranged enough to part with several million Holy Groats for the privilege of hearing diatribes of magic-mushroom-fuelled fantasy and folly drip from his amply proportioned chops.

Actually, this one was entirely predictable; even when he was in Downing Street, the fervour with which Blair proclaimed the importance of the role of EU president was a clear indication of his ambitions in that direction.

If he does manage to fasten his teeth into the Presidency and ensure that we are, once again, maintaining him in the lifestyle to which he has become accustomed, at least there's the small consolation that he may, once again, inspire others to memorable flights of oratory...



And a bonus quote today: from JuliaM at OoL, on the power of advertising:
I’ve watched quite a lot of advertising this week, but so far I’ve managed to avoid:
a) taking a meerkat to bed,
b) bungee jumping off a bridge with my identical twin,
c) strapping a bulldog into a motorcycle sidecar, or
d) setting up a relationship counselling agency for snowme…err, snowpeople?
So I think we can safely say that normal adults can distinguish between real life and advertising scenarios.

3 comments:

Caedmon's Cat said...

Thank you for the mention! Greetings from the lovely kingdom of Northumbria.

Demetrius said...

Tell that to my meerkat.

Macheath said...

You're very welcome, CC.

Demetrius, you've obviously got one early to avoid the Christmas rush. Sadly, I suspect wildlife parks and zoos will have to be vigilant over the next few weeks.