From the Mail:
'What could be Britain's most daring thieves were last night on the run from police after around 100 exotic animals - including a 5ft crocodile* - were swiped in a pet shop raid.
Officers are now hunting the missing menagerie and have warned the thieves they could be risking life and limb trying to handle the stolen predator.'
The BBC has more: 'Shop worker Paul Williamson said the caiman was "aggressive".
"I've been here for four years and I've never picked it up. I wouldn't want to physically go in there and pull it out - they're not the biggest animal in the world, but they can do a lot of damage.
They're very powerful, very strong and they've obviously got huge teeth, so if they bite, the next place for you go to is hospital."'
Perhaps someone's been reading Angry Exile and got some ideas about cross-breeding (very cross indeed, I should think, if that caiman has anything to do with it.)
Update from a Manchester news website: 'Stolen' 5ft crocodile and other reptiles miraculously reappear outside Stockport pet shop
The thieves seem to have bitten off more than they could chew; I wonder whether the caiman did too...
*Loosely speaking; but then the Mail has form in the area of vague taxonomy.
Franceska Mann, R.I.P.
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