I met her on a walkabout in Rochdale,
She tried to make me think she was on my side;
She suddenly got tough on immigration,
Put me on the spot with nowhere I could hide.
They should never have put me with that woman!
Whose idea was that? I think it was Sue’s.
I do apologise and say it’s a pity;
I was only trying to be helpful and do it right.
The lady’s got it wrong if she supposes
I’d have said outright to her face what I had on my mind.
She’s just this sort of bigoted woman
Airing what I thought at the time were bigoted views,
(Yeah!) She’s just this sort of bigoted woman
And she’s left me looking a fool on the ten o’clock news.
(Yeah!) She’s just this sort of bigoted woman.
And I know it will all be her fault now if we lose.
PS: Quote of the day (or week - or year!) from Dungeekin', leaving on holiday Wed 28th April:
'Don't let Gordon touch anything while I'm gone.'